By
now, anyone who has been reading La Vita e Troppo Breve per Dottore Gianni
knows that the good doctor is fond of doubles, doppelgangers, alter egos, and
the like. This particular post, which could be rather brief – please don’t snort
or chortle! It IS possible that it could be brief…though perhaps you’re right
to chortle and snort…we’ll see – this post has to do with doubling. In fact
those of you savvy about great plays, particularly great comedies of manners,
will recognize doubling from the title of the post. “Ernest in town and Jack in
the country” is part of an important, plot-revealing line in Oscar Wilde’s The Importance of Being Earnest.
The
play, briefly (hmmmm…), deals with a debonair young Londoner,
Perhaps the great production in the world of The Importance - yes, that's Dottore Gianni as Jack/Ernest on the right, and the excellent Bruce Ward as Algy on the left |
John Worthing, nick-named
Jack, who is in love with and wants to marry the fair Gwendolyn Fairfax. She is
enamored of him as well, but she happens to have a mother, Lady Bracknell, who,
to say the very least, does not approve. In the first scene Mr Worthing’s
friend Algernon (Algy) Moncrieff, who knows John/Jack not by that name but by
the name of Ernest, and who happens to be Lady Bracknell’s nephew and thus
Gwendolyn’s cousin, produces Ernest’s (Jack’s) cigarette case and grills his
friend on it, as it seems a present from a “little Cecily, with her fondest
love, to her dear Uncle Jack.” Algy forces Ernest/Jack to admit that:
I am called
Ernest in town and Jack in the country, and the cigarette case was given me in
the country.
He
further confesses that Cecily Cardew is his ward, and that as her guardian
one has to
adopt a very high moral tone on all subjects. It’s one’s duty to do so. And as
a high moral tone can hardly be said to conduce very much to either one’s
health or one’s happiness, in order to get up to town I have always pretended
to have a younger brother of the name of Ernest, who lives in the Albany, and
gets into the most dreadful scrapes. That, my dear Algy, is the whole truth
pure and simple.
By
now you’d be right to think that there is nothing “pure and simple” going on in
this play! Deceptions and complications (the stuff of any fine comedy of
manners) abound, and ensue almost instantly, as who should enter but Gwendolyn
and Lady Bracknell! When Algy manages to get Lady Bracknell into another room,
Ernest/Jack, on bended knee, proposes to Gwendolyn, and she accepts him. But
complication number one rears its ugly head when Gwendolyn tells Jack that:
my ideal has
always been to love some one of the name of Ernest. There is something in that
name that inspires absolute confidence. The moment Algernon first mentioned to
me that he had a friend called Ernest, I knew I was destined to love you.
He
protests, arguing that
there are
lots of other much nicer names. I think Jack, for instance, a charming name.
Gwendolyn
responds with one of my favorite speeches in the play, perhaps because my own
name is Jack (well…one of my names, along with John, Dottore Gianni, and soon,
for a time at least, Ernest – deception!):
Jack?... No,
there is very little music in the name Jack, if any at all, indeed. It does not
thrill. It produces absolutely no vibrations... I have known several Jacks, and
they all, without exception, were more than usually plain. Besides, Jack is a
notorious domesticity for John! And I pity any woman who is married to a man
called John. She would probably never be allowed to know the entrancing
pleasure of a single moment’s solitude. The only really safe name is Ernest.
In
response to which he blurts out:
Gwendolyn, I
must be christened at once – I mean we must get married at once.
Almost immediately complication number two
rears its even uglier head
Doctor Jack as Jack being grilled by Lady Bracknell |
(that of Lady Bracknell) for while Ernest/Jack is
still on his knee to Gwendolyn, Lady Bracknell returns, sees him kneeling and
commands:
Rise, sir,
from this semi-recumbent posture. It is most indecorous.
Gwendolyn
announces that she and her “Ernest” are engaged. Lady Bracknell replies:
Pardon me,
you are not engaged to any one. When you do become engaged to some one, I, or
your father, should his health permit him, will inform you of the fact. An
engagement should come on a young girl as a surprise, pleasant or unpleasant,
as the case may be.
Lady
Bracknell then dismisses Gwendolyn and begins to grill John/Jack/Ernest on his
roots…but! If I continue with this tale I’ll reveal the entire plot of play,
which was not my purpose – it is filled with more and more ludicrous
complications, as any fine comedy must be, for example you’ve not even got out
to the country yet to meet Cecily, Canon Chasuble and Miss Prism…as Gwendolyn
says late in the play:
“The suspense is terrible! I hope it will last…”
Jack again, with the terrific Amy Hohn as Miss Prism, who for a moment Jack believes to be his mother |
If
I’ve sparked your interest I insist that you read it, or see the wonderful film
version with Michael Redgrave (Vanessa’s and Lynne’s father) as Jack and Dame
Edith Evans as a brilliant Lady Bracknell.
If
ONLY you could have seen the production in which yours truly (but who IS yours
truly? Is it Jack? John? Gianni? Deception! Me in any case…) played Jack/Ernest.
I was extremely good.
I
hope this helps to explain part of why I titled the post “Ernest in Town, Jack
in the Country.” Now to explain the other part, which is really the crux of the
post, though it may not be as interesting as what you’ve already read. After
all, what’s coming is hardly a great comedy of manners, at most a farce to make
you sad, then possibly, happy.
For
alas, after a mere ten months in residence I am forced to leave my digs at
McBee Station in downtown Greenville, SC for a place outside of the city called
The Vinings at Duncan Chapel. Furthermore, in order to take possession of the
apartment I want at the latter, I will for a time be the lessee of two
different abodes…one (McBee) in town, the other (the Vinings) in the country.
my building at McBee Station |
AAAH!
You sigh! Paragraph after paragraph of print to make that one feeble point?
Tsk, tsk Dottore Gianni!
But
that’s my way, so on I go about it. I only wish I had the ability to be wicked
in town, moral in the country. The latter I can handle, and once upon a time I
might have been wicked in town (admit it man you WERE), but no longer. However,
even if it’s only for one month, I shall possess two residences.
What’s
interesting about all of this is the reason for which I am making this move. I
decided on retirement in Greenville at the gentle coaxing of my brother Phil
and his wife Kara, but was convinced that if I were to settle here it would
have to be in town. The “country” around downtown Greenville is of course not
really country, it is miles and miles of strip malls and gas stations,
apartment complexes and condos, chain restaurants & fast food places –
middle America at its worst, in my opinion.
So
with the help of brother Phil and brother Tom (who was visiting Phil from
Florida just as I was visiting from Ithaca NY) on a day just after Christmas
2010, I found the perfect place. McBee (how would you think that would be
pronounced? I’m betting “mick-BEE” right? But you and I would be wrong, as in the
South they say “MAC-bee” – yup!) Station.
Tree-lined Main St, Greenville aas a bicycle race is beginning |
A five to six minute walk from Main
Street, a charming street filled with restaurants and bars, several shops as
well, tree-lined, pedestrian-friendly; about the same distance from Falls Park,
complete with a great pedestrian bridge over, you guessed it, scenic waterfalls,
a beautiful expanse of green right downtown, and leading to other parks as
well, via the colorfully titled Swamp Rabbit Trail;
Falls Park and Liberty Bridge |
and the same distance from
the Peace Center, where Broadway musicals are shown, concert artists such as
Joshua Bell and the Boston Pops perform, and where the Greenville Symphony is
the resident orchestra.
The Peace Center |
Not to repeat myself, but perfect! Add to this that
within three minutes’ walk of me is a Publix supermarket, the place I get my
hair cut, my dentist and my bank!
So
why leave? Rent! Not the famous musical, more like a nineteenth century
melodrama, many of which exploited the theme of a nasty, Snively-Whiplash style
owner who threatens the innocent couple unfortunate enough to be his tenants
with a monthly fee they could not possibly afford. Happily for me the
repercussions would not be what they were as the melodrama played out, for the
lovely young wife would be propositioned by Snively the landlord, and/or the
good-looking but somewhat inept husband would be driven to drink (particularly
in the peculiar brand of theatre known as temperance melodrama). In fact it
would seem that all is lost…until the very last moment, when all, almost
miraculously, ends well.
The skyline of downtown Greenville the buildings you see are on Main St, just a few minutes from where I snapped this photo, in a parking lot next to McBee Station |
For
me it was simply a matter of money. When I looked at McBee in 2010 the rent of
the smallest studio on the lowest level (flatteringly called the Terrace
instead of the basement) of the complex (the unit is named the Picasso –
they’re very artsy here at McBee) was about what I was paying in Ithaca, just
under $900 a month. The shocking difference was that instead of the $20-40 rise
in rent per year that I, a lifelong renter, was used to and anticipated, the
price of the Picasso jumped a bit more than $200 per month in less than two
year’s time (from the time I first priced it until I made my application). I
live now on a fixed salary that hasn’t left me all that well…fixed! So, dear
readers, this rise in rent put the modest Picasso at the very, very top of my
affordability scale. But I took it, thinking naively that once IN the apartment
more modest rate rises would occur, similar to those I’d been used to in 40
years of renting apartments. Imagine then my surprise and disappointment and
continued shock when I found that my rent would be raised beginning in March
2013 by a whopping $105, bringing it to $1200 per month. Now, location is
everything, but Greenville is, no offense, Greenville, not New York City or
Washington DC.
For
a time I despaired. First, I didn’t want to make another move. It’s not even
been 12 months since my most recent move from Upstate NY to South Carolina,
preceded by a move a mere ten months before that from Ithaca to London. Second,
I didn’t want to consign myself to the land of strip malls outside the city
proper. Should I head off, away from the buckle of the bible belt? Should I
seek as I had in the past, to retire abroad? Should I head in the direction of
my brothers Tom and Rob (Florida) or my sister (California)? All options seemed
daunting, but as I crunched the numbers I knew that I could not afford to stay
another year in a place where most of my income would go to paying rent. All
seemed lost (as in the rent melodramas described above) BUT! I then came upon a
solution that just maybe I COULD live with.
The Vinings at Duncan Chapel, office and at left the building I will live in - my porch is visible, on the top floor |
The
Vinings at Duncan Chapel, rather pretentiously named but quite nice really, is
the spot I landed on. A very easy 6 ½ mile drive from the center, this
apartment complex is not located in the crush of other apartment complexes,
strip malls etc; instead it’s out on its own, off the short Duncan Chapel Rd
for which it is named in part (as for the other part, what a “vining” is I know
not). It is located less than a half mile (and therefore an easy walk) from a
Publix Supermarket. It is .8 mile away from the Swamp Rabbit Trail, making it,
if not quite as easy a journey to my favored place for health walks as I now
have, certainly able to be reached on foot.
What
is even better is that closer than the Trail is the beautiful campus of Furman
University. The nearest entrance is a mere 1/3 mile from the Vinings,
Fountains at Furman, and behind them the university library |
in fact
the complex is owned by Furman. I must admit that, while I have not much missed
teaching, I do somewhat miss the energy and youthfulness of a college campus. I
have often worried that it was my students that kept me “young” and that
without them I should instantly shrivel up into an old prune. While I will not
have students per se, I will be in a collegiate atmosphere, able to attend the
many free or nearly free lectures, concerts and other events that are part of
life on this campus. And unless it is raining violently I will be able to walk
to them.
Another
reason to be near the university is due to an organization with the slightly
odd appellation OLLI. It stands for Osher Lifelong Learning Institute (the
Osher family having contributed generously to it), and by golly, OLLI is
located in the first building you see when you enter the campus from the
entrance nearest the Vinings. OLLI offers courses all year long, it also
features reading groups, outings and a host of activities, all aimed primarily
at seniors.
Now,
I am a notorious loner. I once called myself the Hermit of Cayuga Heights,
then the Hermit of Northwood, now the Hermit of McBee (also the Pauper of
McBee, you can glean that from reading just above) and in one month, I will dub
myself (for who one else will?) the Hermit of the Vinings.
Dottore Gianni as the Hermit of Cayuga Heights |
I am very dubious
about how active I will be in OLLI, but for $35 dollars a year I will have
access to the university library, discounted lunches in the faculty dining
room, and for $50 a course a wide range of classes that I might take. The
spring term (each term is about 8 weeks long, classes meet once a week for an
hour and a half) begins on 18 March, the day I move into the Vinings. So, we’ll
see…
I
plan to take anywhere from one to three classes during the spring term. There
is a T’ai Chi class that is of some interest (I studied this in Ithaca during
the 1990s, but alas have forgetten even the first, most basic moves), a class
on astronomy, a subject about which I am clueless, another on Frank Lloyd
Wright, one on early railroads in Upcountry South Carolina, one on three jazz
icons, and finally a class on Russia: pre- and post-Glasnost. A wide, nearly
weird variety, right? But why not? I’ll hope to learn a little more about
subjects with which I am already familiar and/or branch out into areas about
which I know almost nothing. If I don’t like the classes I can still access the
library, and if I like, the faculty dining room.
The
campus is set in a lovely location, complete with its own man-made lake
The lake at Furman, and the bell tower behind it |
featuring a rather incongruous Italian Renaissance-style campanile or bell
tower (with no church next to it, hmmm) on its banks, a replica of Thoreau's cottage at Walden, a
Chinese Pavilion (?), lengthy walking trails and other amenities along with a
few oddities that I think I might enjoy.
Replica of Thoreau's cottage at Walden Pond |
Finally,
the entire setting is located north of the city of Greenville, closer than I am
now to the mountains of North and South Carolina, so trips to beautiful areas will
be even more available to me than they are now.
Happy
ending? After suspense, disappointment, panic even – all is theatre, right? I
think my new life at the Vinings will be happy, that I will be happy, at least
I hope so…a report to follow soon after I’ve actually moved in. And for the
next month I will be Dottore Gianni in town, and Jack in the country.
Coda: In the summer of 1990,
thanks to friends in nearby Cortland, NY, I got the deal of a lifetime in
Ithaca. I lived on the top floor of a lovely house in the classy neighborhood
of Cayuga Heights. The place belonged to Irv Lewis, who ran his own upscale
men’s clothing store on The Commons. He made it all mine for $400 a month, and
said that, “As long as I live, I will never raise your rent.” Then of course he
died…but several years later, and after him his son ran the place. The son DID
raise the rent, but only to $500, so that for a bit more than ten years I was
paying very little rent in a high-rent district. Rest in peace, Irv Lewis! Then
the place was sold, and while the new landlord, who also lived in the lower
level of the place (while Dottore Gianni had the room at the top, thank you
very much), liked me, he needed to make room for his mother-in-law, and had to
let me go.
So!
I was cast down and fell heavily, precipitously from the Heights!
It was a
long, hard fall, into a tiny basement apartment in a complex called Northwood,
near the Ithaca airport. It was cramped, dark and expensive. I lived there for
the rest of my time, a good ten more years, in Ithaca. Then, after a blissful
rent-free year in London, living atop the London Center, I moved back to the
U.S. and into another small studio on the “Terrace” level of McBee, in other
words back down in the basement. The high price of that fall made it even
harder to bear than the first.
However,
I am rising again, moving back to the top floor! No footfalls
the front of my building at The Vinings - you can see the entrance to the right of the lamppost, in brick - a reminder that Dottore Gianni will be on the UPPERMOST level! |
from overhead, no
large dogs galumping happily but noisily (as one is now, even as I write this)
from one unit up. In the Vinings I shall have a view of the pool in the center
of the complex, and I’ll be high enough up that I can see the woods and a even
a wee bit of the mountains beyond. I’m back! I have arisen! All for $450 a
month less than I’m paying now. Hallelujah!
That
Resurrection/Ascension might alone make this move a happy one in…
THE END!